Life on Yavin IV: I'm still here

Life on Yavin IV

Hello there. I'm Jedi Knight G. Since the creation of the New Jedi Order by Master Skywalker, the Jedi have been free to take part in previously forbidden activities. One of those being Marriage. The following are the tales of my experiences being married with children. May the force be with you...G.

1.25.2006

I'm still here

No,

I have not gotten sucked into a black hole or been caught by the trackter-beam of the imperial death star and currently undergoing mind probes and dunked into the garbage shoot to play marco polo with the trashworm that smells like a wookies armpit. Although at present it does sound relaxing.

Life on Yavin IV has been a little interesting lately. As my pal Han would say..."Livin' on Yavin IV ain't like dust'n crops boy. One wrong move or miscalculation and you could fly right into a supernova or end up in an asteriod field. That would end your party real quick now, wouldn't it." (ok so that's not an exact quote, but you get the point)

Between things at my work, Jenn's work, my side projects, my kids, primetime, laundry, trash...heating bill (whew) and everything else under the sun; I've been a bit occupied. Currently I'm sitting in bed waiting on Xander to wake up again so I can go back for the umpteenth time and put him back into bed. That kid has got a serious temper and an even stronger will.
He got a toddler bed this weekend. Uses the same matt from his crip, but the boy won't stay asleep. Keeps going to the door (thank you for the doggie gate) and screaming his head off. Sleep...must sleep. Anyway, I'm much to tired to give a play by play. I'll just ramble incoherently while you read.

I need to be getting some rest. You know so I can stay focused and maintain my skills. What skills?
You know...my numb-chuck skills, my skate board skills, pac-man skills, baseball skills...my skills...gawh!
What else would I be doing...watching Napoline Dynomite. Jeez.

Uh oh...Here comes a movie quote blitz....

Mr. Anderson.
My name is (antiongjhgo blah something). You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Let's not arhgue about ew killed ew.
You talking to me...are you talk'n to me?
What's the matter colonel sanders?.....chicken.
I want to learn the ways of the force and become a jedi like my father.
All jedi had was a bunch of muppets.
Your father was a hamster an your mother smells of alderberry.
Ain't no need in name calling.
Who you gonn call?
Go ahead. Call the Po Po!

ANSWERS:
The Matrix
The Princess Bride
Monte Python's "Holy Grail"
Taxi Driver
Space Balls
Star Wars
Clerks
Monte Python's "Holy Grail"
Major Payne
GhostBusters
Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Yeah...ok, I feel better now. I hope you enjoyed my mindless typing. I feel much better now. And you know what?
Xander hasn't woken up yet...whoppie! I may actually get to have some sleep. Well tomorrow is a whole new day here on Yavin IV. So goodnight john boy....goodnight grandpaw...goodnight....ahhh you know.

posted by G. @ 7:41 PM

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