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| 12.22.2005 |
| A bit of humor for the holidays |
Well as the Christmas approaches I can honestly say that I won't have time to set down and blog. I'll be playing with the kids (and their toys), eating good food and hang'n with the fam. You know.
So I thought I'd do a quick post to provide some humor.
I found this guy who did a spoof on Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby Got Back'. It's "Baby Got Book." It's hiliarous. Check it out Here.
Also. He did another spoof this time with Mercy Me's 'I can only imagine.'
The title if "Lots of Caucasians" There's no vid and you have to order his CD to hear the song, but I thought I'd post the lyrics for you anyway.
Have a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year.
"Lots of Caucasians"
Lyrics by Dan Smith; Copyright 2005
Verse 1
If there are lots of Caucasians
What will it be like
When we worship in the sky
If there are lots of Caucasians
On the golden streets
Will they cause the rest of us to clap offbeat
If there are lots of Caucasians
Chorus
Surrounded by white people
I just have to ask,
When they dance for you, Jesus
Will we be allowed to laugh?
Will you bless us all with rhythm
Or will that gift be withheld?
Will they dance real smooth like Usher
Or like Elaine from Seinfeld
If there are lots of Caucasians
If there are lots of Caucasians
Verse 2
If there are lots of Caucasians, will we be allowed
To shout "Amen!" or agree outloud
If there are lots of Caucasians and suburbanites
Will they pass-out cold when they see that You're not White
If there are lots of Caucasians
If there are lots of Caucasians
Chorus 2
Surrounded by White people
I just have to say
That I'd take Kirk Franklin's music
Over Stryper any day
I'd take afros over mullets
When we gather 'round Your throne
Cuz if we let White people lead us
It'll sound like a country song
If there's lots of Caucasians (Yeah)
If there are lots of Caucasians
Chorus 1 Repeated
...Will they dance like Michael Jackson...
If there are lots of Caucasians
On the golden streets
Will they cause the rest of us to clap off-beat? |
posted by G. @ 1:30 PM   |
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LOL, I just love funny Christmas music!! One of my favorites is Adam Sandler, Chanukua... (you know how I am about spell check, so just don't correct me!! ha ha)
David and I heard it today on the way back from Monroe and laughed like we'd never heard it before!! And we aren't even whatever you are when you celebrate Chanukua!!
I hope you and Jenn have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed New Year!! I would wish that for the kids, but I know it's gonna happen!!
And Paul, don't be stinjy with their toys... You had your chance as a child!!;) I love you all!!
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LOL, I just love funny Christmas music!! One of my favorites is Adam Sandler, Chanukua... (you know how I am about spell check, so just don't correct me!! ha ha)
David and I heard it today on the way back from Monroe and laughed like we'd never heard it before!! And we aren't even whatever you are when you celebrate Chanukua!!
I hope you and Jenn have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed New Year!! I would wish that for the kids, but I know it's gonna happen!!
And Paul, don't be stinjy with their toys... You had your chance as a child!!;) I love you all!!