Life on Yavin IV: Oooow!

Life on Yavin IV

Hello there. I'm Jedi Knight G. Since the creation of the New Jedi Order by Master Skywalker, the Jedi have been free to take part in previously forbidden activities. One of those being Marriage. The following are the tales of my experiences being married with children. May the force be with you...G.

5.01.2006

Oooow!

"I have a bad feeling about this." - Han Solo

Hmm. Must be one of those kamikaze pinquins. Or he's just having a really bad day.

That's pretty much how I feel at this point. This ear is driving me crazy....
I haven't had a full nights rest since my surgery
My head is in constant pain
I have fluid ooozing out from my stitched area behind my ear (apparently my Dr. left a gap in the stitching to allow the fluid to flow out when the pressure was got too high) Yuck!
It can't flow out of my ear because it's PACKED with FOAM
I still can't turn my neck hardly
It hurts to smile
It really hurts to laugh
I can't open my mouth very wide at all.
I'm still sleeping in my recliner. (too painful to sleep in the bed)
SLEEP? What the heck is that?
I haven't picked up and held me kids since the surgery
ARARJNNGHGGH!
My computer at work is giving me a major headache
I'm tired - I'm at my witt's end
Lord help the unfortunate one who places that last straw on my back - cause he's gonna get it.

Sorry for the ranting...I don't do it much. I'm generally a pleasant, care free guy. I'm just physically, emotionally and everythingelse(ly) exhausted.

Looking at the little pinguin makes me feel better. Helps me put things in perspective. Yep. Sure I'm a walking zombie with an exploding head that's running on empty - but atleast I'm not about to be a killer whale's lunch.

Yep. It's all about perspective.

posted by G. @ 7:32 PM

1 Comments:

At 9:38 PM, Anonymous said…

PAUL....FIREBRAND IS PRAYING THAT YOU HAVE A SPEEDY RECOVERY AND THAT THE PAIN WILL BE GONE, THAT YOUR EAR WILL HEAL COMPLETLY. ALSO ONE OF THE NIEBORS WILL OFFER TO MOW YOUR YARD FOR FREE!!!!